Lies my friends told me.

No, you don't look fat! You look great!

Okay, I've seen the pregnancy photos. And yes indeed, I had fat pregnancy face.

Diet Coke is fantastic!

Diet Coke sucks. Period. Diet anything sucks. The diet crap in those diet cokes will kill you.

My baby slept through the night at 6 weeks!

You're full if s.h.i.t. I don't believe you and neither do any of your other friends who have children. Give it a few days. You're baby will be ready to party like it's 1999 every 3 hours next week.

Breastfeeding makes you lose weight.

No, diet and exercise help you lose weight. Breastfeeding alone does not make you shed the pounds though it helps with getting your uterus to contract back to it's normal size. You simply cannot consume a diet coke and a cheeseburger daily and expect the baby fat to melt off...unless you are one the genetically gifted.

One child is easy.

One kid or a whole creeper van full of offspring- being a parent is hard. We all have our horrible, horrible, wish I was in a closet all alone moments but somehow we parental units find the strength to pull our shit together to become functioning members of society.

Pampers are better than Huggies.

No, Huggies are better than Papers.

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