Lies I tell my children.

You know you do it too...

I'll be out in just one minute.

Santa is coming to town.

If you tell me the truth you wont get into trouble.

Only mommies are allowed to say that word.

Yeah...that's chicken.

School is so fun.

That movie is broken.

Mom Bags That Don't Suck.

My kid's are getting bigger. But not big enough that I can ditch a large bag. I like the idea of having a bag that's sturdy enough to carry around water bottles, iPads and snacks. I also want a bag that's going to be durable enough to withstand bags of moldy cheese that I forgot at the bottom with the leaky Nalgene bottle. Sorry sister. But this momma won't be toting a Louis Vuitton...at least not until my kids can lug around their own shit.

1. Timbuk2 Bag. (Customizable starting at 109) 

At first I thought these we're really ugly bags. Especially when all the college kids we're buying these back in the day to look cool for school. But now I like the option of styling my own messenger bag. Their website has several fabrics to choose from. So you can design yours to be a little less sporty- and more girly- if you choose. The size small would be perfect. Not too big, but big enough.

2. Haiku Hobo 2. (84)

Girly, yet the fabric is definitely suitable for lots of wear and gross spills. 

3. Ellington Eva Hobo. (249)

I'm lovin' this bag. Like a lot. It's green. Made with soft vintage leather...purrr...

A new look, yo!

Working on a new look for The Cheap Chic Momma. Kinda classy- but still says "CHEAP." Hehe.

Mom Calendars

Mom Calendars- not to be confused with the mom jeans- are actually chic and functional. I found a few online that are purchase worthy. What do you think? What do you look for in a mom calendar? And why the heck can I not get away from a paper planner?

Greenroom Planners are beautiful and cheap! Plus, they're easily found at your local Target store- for around $8! Niiiiiccceee.

My favorite calendars to give and receive are of the photo variety. I use the good- the bad- and the ugly photos from throughout the year. Shutterfly has a coupon code for up to 40% off. Use code "HOLIDAY" at checkout.

For those who like FREE, here are some planning printables offered by Mommytracked.

The SPLURGE. These Erin Condrin customizable planners run for $60 a piece through Tinyprints.

And for those who like to do the extra bit of accessorizing- washi tape! Love this idea from Take Two They're Small blog!

Ipad and Iphone apps to keep the kids entertained.

The Cheap Chic Momma's list of best ipad/iphone apps to keep your kids quiet during cocktail hour entertained.

Pepi Bath. 1.99.

I know exactly why my kids love this app. Pepi poops and for some reason the offspring thinks it hilarious. 

Download on itunes here.

Coloring Book. FREE.

A great free coloring app that will keep your kid busy for about 5 minutes. (Hey, it's free!) 

Download on itunes here.

Monkey Math School Sunshine. .99.

A fun, bright math game that will keep your child entertained for a few. Rated for ages 4 and up, however my kid loved this game at 3.

Download on itunes here.

Peakaboo Barn. 1.99.

A sweet little game with cute farm animal graphics. You can even play it in Spanish. I definitely recommend this for toddler aged children.

Download on itunes here.

Zoo Train. 1.99.

Train themed puzzles are perfect for the "Thomas The Train" obsessed in your house. Great for 3 years and up.

Download on itunes here. 

PBS KIDS Video. FREE.

Allows your kiddos to watch PBS children's programing anytime anywhere (with Internet access). Super Why is a favorite amongst the little ones.

Download on itunes here.

What's your favorite kid pleasing ipad/iphone app?

The Inverse of Hibernation

Thank you readers, moms who drink, and fans who have sent me e-mails in the past few months wondering where the heck I have been! I really never had imagined that there would be so many slightly off, yet like minded people who shared the same sarcastic sense of humor as me. 

Months ago I decided that I really needed to distance myself from the Internets and enjoy my present real time life. A break from my blog was just one aspect that helped me get back to my real, sarcastic self. Even though I put a pause on new posts I really enjoyed the e-mails I received from new readers regarding my past posts. Well, except the hate mails regarding Yo Gabba Gabba. I had no idea so many adults were obsessed with the show. You are seriously, creepy.

The weather is getting colder in my neck of the woods and while my children are busy possibly deleting my apps off of my ipad it's a perfect time to blog.

Free printables to make a mom's life easier!

Why not start the New Years off right and try elevating your organizational skills! Here are a few awesome FREE printables to get you started! Print on card-stock and laminate! Or, if you're the type to go above and beyond get it printed on dry erase board! Enjoy!

Weekly Planner from Arianstudio.

Weekly Scribble Menu from Ollibird Blog.

Loads of chic printables at Iheart Organizing.

Handy Dandy Cleaning Schedule from Kamley Lane.